Gerard Way & My Chemical Romance

(really sorry about the delay...idk what's happened...since i broke up from college, all i want to do is lie in bed all day and think about how i should be doing other shit.  anyway, enjoy.  sex scene coming soon in the Waycest series XD)     "Let's play I Never or Truth or Dare,"  Mikey suggested, laying back against the gravestone.  I giggled at him and shrugged.  "Yeah why not?  I vote I Never."  I glanced around at Gerard and Teri; they both shrugged and mumbles agreement.  The four of us were out in the graveyard, just out of town.  We'd walked around the village for a couple of hours earlier, just getting stoned, then we'd decided to buy some booze and cups, and come hang out here.  Which was where we'd been for the last half hour.  "Frankieee, stay with us,"  Teri elbowed me sharply.  I jumped and blinked, glancing around in confusement.   "W-what?  Is it my go?"  "You're starting,"  Gerard grinned, handing us each a plastic cup of Stella.  I rolled my eyes.  "Great.  Alright...I never, um, went to gym class."  Gerard and Teri both took gulps of their drinks; Mikey, however, didn't.  I raised my glass, um, okay, plastic cup and smiled smugly.  "Cause we're far too awesome for gym, right Mikey?"   "Hellyeah,"  Mikey slapped me a high five.  "Uhh, okay, I never got grounded for smoking in my bedroom."  Unsurprisingly, Gerard took a drink.   "What the fuck?  Am I the only one?"  We carried on like that for a while, then, just as the confessions were getting more and more outlandish and shameful, Ray Toro stumbled upon us.  "TORO!!!!  Sit down dude,"  Mikey howled, leaning over to grab another can of budweiser.  Ray looked a bit alarmed, I thought.  "Umm...I'm kinda intruding on somthing here, aren't I?  I'd rather not disturb you guys..."  "Ray - shut up and sit the fuck down already,"  Gerard said commandingly.  "We owe you for inviting us to that party last night."  Surprisingly, Ray did sit down, rather uncomfortably.  "Chill out dude, we're not, like, raising the spirits or anything,"  I told him.  "Wanna play with us?  I Never?"  "Go on Ray, you know you wanna,"  Teri giggled.  Ray rolled his eyes.  "God, you guys are wasted, you know that?  Okay, I'll play.  Who's going first?"  "Lets start again...I forgot whos go it was,"  I admitted, pouring Ray out a cup of stella, then topping up everyone else's.  "Mikey - start."  "I never gave a guy a blow job,"  Mikey shrugged.  Ray started choking with laughter as Gerard took a drink.   "Alright...I never - shut up Frank - I never, um, kissed a girl."  Mikey, Ray and Teri all took gulps of their drinks.  I stared at Teri in astonishment.  "You've kissed another girl?"  She nodded.  "Yeah, I asked her out a couple of years ago but she said no."  By this time all four of us were staring wordlessly.  "So - hang on - wait, that means y-you're...?"  "I'm bi,"  she shrugged.  "Oh come on Frankie, I thought you figured that out years ago!  Jesus!"  "Don't say that in a graveyard,"  Mikey cut in suddenly.  "It's really bad luck or something, isn't it?"  "Our parents always said not to,"  Gerard explained.  "Is is my go?  Okay, I never self harmed."  Again, Teri took another drink...shortly followed by Mikey.  I chose not to say anything cause of the looks on both their faces; Mikey shrugged and said  "I never kissed another guy."  I sneaked a quick glance at Gerard and he winked at me, raising his cup at exactly the same time.  Teri also took a drink.  "Great, so me and Toro are the only straight guys here?"  Mikey groaned.  "Teri, at this rate you're gonna be wasted."  "Shut up M-Mikey Wway,"  Teri giggled.  'You gotta finish your drink now...as a punishment...either you or Toro."  "I'll do it,"  Ray groaned.  "Riiight, what can I confess?  I never stole anything."  Me and Teri both took a drink; Mikey looked slightly shocked whereas Gerard and Toro just looked a bit impressed.  "I never had sex with a guy,"  Teri grinned smugly at me and Gerard.  I pulled a face at her as Gerard took a gulp of his drink.  "Gerard!  I really did not need to know that,"  Mikey hissed, staring at his brother in horror.  Gerard froze, then glanced at the rest of us.  "Ohh shit, I totally didn't mean to admit that,"  he wailed.  There was an uncomfortable silence, then Ray coughed slightly.  "So, um, are you...gay?"  "I'm bi,"  Gerard admitted, staring at the ground.  I leaned over and hugged him.  " 's okay Gee, I'm gay."  Ray and Mikey now stared at me in shock.  "What?  At least I'm admitting it...you're not gonna go all homophobic on me now, are you?"  Ray shook his head and Mikey smiled slightly.  "Fuck no, it's just a shock, that's all...I'm learning so much about everyone today!"  "Yeah well, it's getting on for six, I think we'd better leave it here for now,"  Gerard sighed.    We made Ray finish all the alcohol left over - there wasn't a huge amount anyways - then we all got up and staggered back to civilisation.  "Come back with me and Gerard, Ray,"  Mikey ordered.  "Don't go home wasted - you'll get screwed over, big time."  "Fair enough,"  Ray shrugged, tripping after us.  I glanced back at Teri, who was just behind me.  Speaking of getting screwed over...  "Hey Teri, stay over at mine tonight?"  I suggested.  "You're parents'll murder you if you go back stoned and drunk."  "Oh Frankie, could I?"  She hugged me tightly and I grinned at her - then promptly bumped into Mikey, who had for some reason, stopped in the middle of the sidewalk.  "Alright kids, mind explaining yourselves?"  A stern voice asked.  I let go of Teri and turned around, then groaned in disbelief.  There was a cop standing right there, glaring at us.  "Wwhat's there to exp-es-explain officer?"  I asked impudently, trying my best not to slur my words.  "Wwe were jus' goin' for an eve...evening walk."    He eyed me suspiciously, and I eyed him straight back.  As the neighbourhood of the delinquent, I personally knew all the cops in town, from previous encounters - and I also knew that this one didn't approve of underage kids getting drunk, then stumbling into the town stinking of weed.    "Right kids, I'm going to have to take you down the station and arrange for your parents to come pick you up."  Poor Teri went as white as a sheet and let out a terrified squeak.  "Fuck you,"  Gerard told him, and I think the officer was as taken aback as we were.  "Excuse me?"  He asked, shaking his head dazedly.  "I said fuck you,"  Gerard repeated defiantly.  "We were going home anyways, you can fuckin' walk with us if you like - but there's no way I'm lettin' you take these guys down the station, asshole."  The officer smiled, a horrible cold, sly, triumphant smile.  "With that attitude young man, you're not doing yourself any favours."  "Cry me a river,"  Gerard spat.  "What you gonna do about it, asshole, huh?"  "Right, name please young man?"  The officer felt in his pocket for his badge.  "Gerard Way."  "Gerard Way, I am arresting you on charge of threatning an officer, underage drinking and being drunk in public."  He clipped a pair of handcuffs around Gerard's wrists, as we stared in horror, and sniggered loudly.    "You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be used against you."